YOU SAID:
I am a muffin, with big ears
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな耳を持つ、マフィン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have big ears, muffins
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな耳で、マフィンがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was in the big ears, muffins.
INTO JAPANESE
大きな耳、マフィンだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Had big ears, muffins
INTO JAPANESE
大きな耳、マフィンを持っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Had big ears, muffins
That didn't even make that much sense in English.