YOU SAID:

I am a miserable failure of a person that wants to go to bed and eat a big old bowl of cookie dough ice cream

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドに行って、クッキー生地をアイスクリームの大きな古い丼を食べたい人の惨めな失敗

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to bed, the abject failure of cookie dough ice cream big old Bowl to eat

INTO JAPANESE

ベッドに行きました、クッキー生地の惨めな失敗は氷を食べるクリームの大きな古いボウル

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to bed, the miserable failure of cookie dough was the big old bowl of cream eating ice

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドに行きました、クッキー生地の惨めな失敗は、クリームを食べる大きな古いボウルでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to bed, the miserable failure of cookie dough was a big old bowl to eat cream

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドに行きました、クッキー生地の悲惨な失敗は、クリームを食べるために大きな古いボウルでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to bed, the miserable failure of cookie dough was a big old bowl to eat cream