YOU SAID:
I am a man with a plan and a bottle of jyrre
INTO JAPANESE
私は計画とジレのボトルを持つ男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a man with a bottle of plan and gilet
INTO JAPANESE
私は計画とジレのボトルを持った男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a man with a bottle of plan and gilet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.