YOU SAID:
I am a man like monster is soda
INTO JAPANESE
私はモンスターのような男はソーダです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a monster-like guy is soda
INTO JAPANESE
I'm a monster.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a monster.
INTO JAPANESE
I'm a monster.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a monster.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.