YOU SAID:

i am a lonely sad human with absolutely no friends

INTO JAPANESE

私は友達が全くいない孤独な悲しい人間です

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I am a lonely sad person with no friends

INTO JAPANESE

私は友達のいない孤独な悲しい人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a lonely sad person without friends

INTO JAPANESE

私は友達のいない孤独な悲しい人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a lonely sad person without friends