YOU SAID:
I am a little man in a little boat eating a little pie
INTO JAPANESE
私は小さなボートに乗って小さなパイを食べている小さな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a little guy riding a little boat and eating a little pie
INTO JAPANESE
私は小さなボートに乗って小さなパイを食べる小さな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a little guy on a little boat and eating a little pie
INTO JAPANESE
私は小さなボートに乗って小さなパイを食べている小さな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a little guy riding a little boat and eating a little pie
INTO JAPANESE
私は小さなボートに乗って小さなパイを食べる小さな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a little guy on a little boat and eating a little pie
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