YOU SAID:
i am a goat eating a goat and shes a sheep eating me
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギを食べるヤギ、彼女は私を食べる羊です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a goat eating goats, she's a sheep eating me
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギを食べるヤギ、彼女は私を食べる羊だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a goat eating goats, she's a sheep eating me
Come on, you can do better than that.