YOU SAID:
I am a fish in a bowl of mayonnaise and spit
INTO JAPANESE
私はマヨネーズと唾を吐く魚です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm mayonnaise and spit fish
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズと唾を吐く魚です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise and spit fish
INTO JAPANESE
マヨネーズと唾を吐く魚
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mayonnaise and spit fish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.