YOU SAID:
I am a dumbass who can't do anything right
INTO JAPANESE
私は正しいことを何もできない愚か者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a fool who can't do anything right
INTO JAPANESE
私は何も正しくできない愚か者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a fool who can't do anything right
That didn't even make that much sense in English.