YOU SAID:

i am a dog that is awesome and i want to kill karen because i feel like it and i am an awesome dog and i do whatever

INTO JAPANESE

わかるよ. . 助けたいとは思うけど.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know, and I want to help you, I do, but I am not some alien ambassador, you know?

INTO JAPANESE

わかるよ. . 助けたいとは思うけど.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know, and I want to help you, I do, but I am not some alien ambassador, you know?