YOU SAID:
I am a corn. You ate me tonight and now I’m crying in his bed
INTO JAPANESE
私は、トウモロコシです。あなたは今夜私を食べ、彼のベッドで泣いている今
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the corn. You now eat me tonight, crying in his bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、とうもろこしです。あなたは今夜、彼のベッドで泣いてる私を今食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the corn. You now eat me crying in his bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、とうもろこしです。あなたは今彼のベッドで今夜泣いてる私を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the corn. You eat me now crying in his bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、とうもろこしです。あなたは今、今夜、彼のベッドで泣いている私を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the corn. You eat me now, crying in his bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、とうもろこしです。あなたは今、今夜彼のベッドで泣いている私を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the corn. You eat me now, crying in his bed tonight.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.