YOU SAID:
I am a cool man who has a mansion and lives with a pretty cool dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は豪邸を持ち、かなりクールな犬と住んでいるクールな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a cool guy with a mansion and a pretty cool dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は大邸宅とかなりクールな犬を飼っているクールな男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a cool guy with a mansion and a pretty cool dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.