YOU SAID:
I am a cat if you are a cat and no one is a cat if we are not.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが猫なら私は猫だし、もし私たちが猫でなければ誰も猫ではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're a cat I'm a cat, and if we're not a cat, no one is a cat.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが猫なら私は猫で、私たちが猫でなければ、誰も猫ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're a cat I'm a cat, and if we're not a cat, no one is a cat.
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