YOU SAID:

I am a bit crazy for dusty, old and hairy anuses that have been sitting around in old creaky chairs for way too long, at the park's old chessboard, which at this time of year is full of old fashioned farts.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、この年のこの時期には昔ながらのオナラがいっぱいで、古くてしわのある椅子に座っていた、古くて古くて毛深い肛門にはちょっと夢中です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a lot of old-fashioned farts at this time of the year, and I am crazy about old, old and hairy anus sitting in old and wrinkled chairs.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今年のこの時期に昔ながらのオナラをたくさん持っています、そして私は古くて古くて毛深い肛門が古くてしわのある椅子に座っていることに夢中です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have plenty of old-fashioned farts at this time of the year, and I am keen on the fact that old, old and hairy anus is sitting in old and wrinkled chairs.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの時期に昔ながらのオナラをたくさん持っています、そして、古くて古くて毛深い肛門が古くてしわのある椅子に座っているという事実に熱心です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have plenty of old-fashioned farts at this time, and I am keen on the fact that old, old and hairy anus is sitting in an old and wrinkled chair.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの時点で昔ながらのオナラをたくさん持っています、そして私は古くて古くて毛深い肛門が古くてしわのある椅子に座っているという事実に熱心です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have plenty of old-fashioned farts at this point, and I am keen on the fact that the old, old and hairy anus is sitting in an old and wrinkled chair.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの時点で昔ながらのオナラをたくさん持っています、そして私は古くて古くて毛深い肛門が古くてしわのある椅子に座っているという事実に熱心です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have plenty of old-fashioned farts at this point, and I am keen on the fact that the old, old and hairy anus is sitting in an old and wrinkled chair.