YOU SAID:

I am 100% a carrot on crack

INTO JAPANESE

私はひび割れのにんじんです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a cracked carrot

INTO JAPANESE

私はひびの入ったニンジンです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a cracked carrot

INTO JAPANESE

私はひびの入ったニンジンです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a cracked carrot