YOU SAID:
I always wake up without clothes on and I'm thinking either I take them off in my sleep or a night ghost is molesting me
INTO JAPANESE
常に目覚める服なしと、私は考えて私の睡眠にそれらを脱いでまたは夜幽霊が私にわいせつ行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Always wake up clothes and without, I think, take them off in my sleep or night Ghost is molested to me
INTO JAPANESE
服を常に目覚めるし、なし、私が思うに、それらを脱いで私の睡眠や夜幽霊が私にわいせつ行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Always wake up and I think, no, take them off, my sleep and night Ghost is molested to me
INTO JAPANESE
常に目を覚ますと思う、いや、それらを脱いで、私の睡眠と夜幽霊が私にわいせつ行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Time to wake up and think, no, take them off, my sleep and night Ghost is molested to me
INTO JAPANESE
目を覚ますと思う、時間はない、それらを脱いで、私の睡眠と夜幽霊が私にわいせつ行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up and think, they don't have time, to take off, I sleep and night Ghost is molested to me
INTO JAPANESE
目を覚ますと思う、彼らは時間を持っていない、私、離陸する睡眠と夜幽霊が私にわいせつ行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up and think, they do not have time to take off my sleep and night Ghost is molested to me
INTO JAPANESE
目を覚ます、思う、彼らは私の睡眠と夜離陸する時間を持っていない私に幽霊をいたずら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They wake up and think, my sleep and I do not have time to take off at night, Ghost trick
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは目を覚ます、思う、私の睡眠と夜、ゴースト トリック離陸する時間を持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They have does not wake up, I think ghost trick off in my sleep and night time.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが復帰しない、私は私の睡眠と夜の時間でオフ ゴースト トリックを考えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They do not return I think off ghost trick in my sleep and night time.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは私の睡眠と夜の時間でゴースト トリックを思いついたを返しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They came up with in my sleep and night time ghost trick does not return.
INTO JAPANESE
それらは私の睡眠を思い付いたし、夜時間ゴースト トリックが返されません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They had came up with my sleep, night time ghost trick is not returned.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは私の睡眠を思い付いたが、夜時間ゴースト トリックは返されません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They came up with my sleep, night time ghost trick is returned.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは私の睡眠を思い付いた、夜時間ゴースト トリックが返されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They came up with my sleep, night time ghost trick is returned.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.