YOU SAID:
I almost decided to strip completely naked outside, but the neighbor's lights were on and it's way too cold out anyway.
INTO JAPANESE
ほとんど外で完全に裸を除去することを決めた、隣人のライトが点いていたがとにかく寒すぎます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost decided to completely remove naked outside, the neighbor 's light was on but it is too cold anyhow.
INTO JAPANESE
私は裸の外を完全に取り除くことをほとんど決心しました。隣人の光は入っていましたが、とにかく寒いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost made up my mind to completely remove the outside of the naked. The neighbor 's light was in, but it is cold anyhow.
INTO JAPANESE
私はほとんど裸の外を完全に取り除くために私の心を作り上げました。隣人の光は入っていましたが、とにかく寒いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost made up my mind to completely remove the outside of the naked. The neighbor 's light was in, but it is cold anyhow.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.