YOU SAID:
I almosh shat myself in work yestereday
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日仕事で自分自身をアルモッシュシャットしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almosh shut myself at work yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日仕事で自分自身を閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I closed myself at work yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
私は昨日仕事で閉じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I closed at work yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
昨日仕事を休みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a day off from work yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
昨日は仕事を休みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took a day off from work yesterday
That didn't even make that much sense in English.