YOU SAID:

I ain't gonna type anything that will make sense hopefully

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私はうまくいけば意味をなさない何かを入力するつもりはない

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I will not enter something meaningless if it works

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うまくいっても無意味なものは入れない

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I can not put anything meaningless if it goes well

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいけば無意味なことは言えない

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Hopefully it will not be meaningless

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいけば、それは無意味ではないでしょう

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Hopefully it will not be meaningless