YOU SAID:
I accidently farted and pooped my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は誤っておならをしてズボンをうんちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wrongly longed and pooped my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は間違って憧れてズボンをうんちしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants in a yearning for the wrong thing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は間違ったことに憧れてズボンをうんちした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants longing for the wrong thing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は間違ったことに憧れてズボンをうんちした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants longing for the wrong thing.
You've done this before, haven't you.