YOU SAID:
I accidentally blew off my thumb in a radioactive microwave and i don't know what to do. Relate to anyone?
INTO JAPANESE
私は誤って放射性マイクロ波で私の親指を吹き飛ばした。私は何をすべきかわからない。誰にも関係がありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I accidentally blew my thumb with radioactive microwaves. I do not know what to do. Does anyone have anything to do with it?
INTO JAPANESE
私は誤って親指を放射性マイクロ波で吹き飛ばした。私は何をすべきかわかりません。誰もそれと関係がありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I accidentally blew my thumb with radioactive microwaves. I do not know what to do. Does anyone have anything to do with it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.