YOU SAID:
I absolutely love to eat pizza. It sometimes makes me gassy but that’s okay. It’s delicious anyway. I’m very excited to go to the pool today. It’s going to be very very fun. Splash!
INTO JAPANESE
私は絶対にピザを食べるのが大好きです。時々ガスっぽくなりますが、大丈夫です。とにかく美味しいです。今日はプールに行くのがとても楽しみです。とても楽しいものになるでしょう。し吹く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I absolutely love eating pizza. It gets gasy sometimes, but that's okay. Anyway, it is delicious. I'm really looking forward to going to the pool today. It's going to be a lot of fun. Splash!
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザを食べるのが大好きです。時々ガスっぽくなりますが、それは大丈夫です。とにかく美味しいです。今日はプールに行くのがとても楽しみです。とても楽しいことになるでしょう。し吹く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love eating pizza. It gets gassy sometimes, but that's okay. Anyway, it is delicious. I'm really looking forward to going to the pool today. It's going to be a lot of fun. Splash!
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザを食べるのが大好きです。時々ガスっぽくなりますが、それは大丈夫です。とにかく美味しいです。今日はプールに行くのがとても楽しみです。とても楽しいことになるでしょう。し吹く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love eating pizza. It gets gassy sometimes, but that's okay. Anyway, it is delicious. I'm really looking forward to going to the pool today. It's going to be a lot of fun. Splash!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.