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I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴍ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙ sʜɪᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴊᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ.
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私はɪɴʙᴇᴡᴏʀᴋʀɪɢʜᴛʀɪɢʜᴛɴᴏᴡ、ɴᴏᴡɴᴏᴡɪɴᴛᴇᴀᴅɪᴍI IIᴅᴜᴍʙᴅᴜᴍʙ
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I am ɪɴʙᴇᴡᴏʀᴋʀɪɢʜᴛʀɪɢʜᴛɴᴏᴡ, ɴᴏᴡɴᴏᴡɪɴᴛᴇᴀᴅɪᴍ I II ᴅᴜᴍʙᴅᴜᴍʙ
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私はamです、ɴᴏᴡɴᴏᴡɪɴᴛᴇᴀᴅɪᴍ私はIIɴᴏᴡɴᴏᴡɪɴᴛᴇᴀᴅɪᴍ
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I am am, I am II
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私は私です、私はIIです
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I am I, I am II
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私は私です、私はIIです
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I am I, I am II
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