YOU SAID:

hypothetically speaking, children are terrible. i know cuz i was a child once. it's a joke.

INTO JAPANESE

仮説的に言えば、子供たちはひどいです。私はかつて子供だったのを知っています。それは冗談だ。

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Hypothetically, the kids are terrible. I know I used to be a kid. That's a joke.

INTO JAPANESE

仮に、子供たちはひどいです。私は子供の頃知っていました。冗談です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the children are terrible. I knew when I was a kid. just kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

子供たちがひどい場合。私は子供の頃知っていました。冗談だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the children are terrible. I knew when I was a kid. just kidding.