YOU SAID:
Hurry home James and don't spare the horses.
INTO JAPANESE
急いで家のジェームズとぶっ飛ばしてくれ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Home James and but飛bashi me in a hurry.
INTO JAPANESE
トムは慌てて家を出た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tom left home in a hurry.
INTO JAPANESE
トムは慌てて家を出た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tom left home in a hurry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.