YOU SAID:
Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution and the smartest beings on planet earth created a world with power, the internet and easy access to information, all of that so you could comment "my pee pee hard". I for one think that it was %100$ worth it
INTO JAPANESE
数十万年の進化と地球上賢い人間の電源、インターネットのすべての情報に簡単にアクセスと世界を作成するので、「私のおしっこ小便ハード」をコメントでした。1 つの私は 100$ 価値があるだったと思います
That didn't even make that much sense in English.