YOU SAID:
Hullo, farty poopy pants.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちわくだらない poopy パンツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi it's exciting from the poopy pants.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは踏むズボンからエキサイティングです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi take off is exciting.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは離陸はエキサイティングです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi take off is exciting.
You should move to Japan!