YOU SAID:
hoy dia voy a ir a la chingada y comerme un pendejo
INTO JAPANESE
今日は地獄に行って嫌いな人を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I'm going to hell and eating people I don't like.
INTO JAPANESE
でも地獄に落ちているならば 私はすごく判るつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know if I believe in God anymore or heaven, but if I'm going to hell, I'm making damn sure
INTO JAPANESE
でも地獄に落ちているならば 私はすごく判るつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know if I believe in God anymore or heaven, but if I'm going to hell, I'm making damn sure
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
