YOU SAID:

hoy dia voy a ir a la chingada y comerme un pendejo

INTO JAPANESE

今日は地獄に行って嫌いな人を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I'm going to hell and eating people I don't like.

INTO JAPANESE

でも地獄に落ちているならば 私はすごく判るつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if I believe in God anymore or heaven, but if I'm going to hell, I'm making damn sure

INTO JAPANESE

でも地獄に落ちているならば 私はすごく判るつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if I believe in God anymore or heaven, but if I'm going to hell, I'm making damn sure