YOU SAID:
Howdy! You ever seen a napkin fly?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ナプキンが飛ぶのを見たことがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Have you ever seen a napkin fly?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!ナプキンが飛ぶのを見たことがありますか?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium