YOU SAID:
howdy there partner. hows the kids doin chum?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはパートナー。子供たちはどうやってやる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello partners. How are the children doing?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはパートナー。子供たちはどのようにしていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello partners. How are the children doing?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.