YOU SAID:
Howdy partner there is a snake in my boot
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはパートナー私のブーツに蛇があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello partner There is a snake in my boots
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはパートナー私のブーツに蛇があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello partner There is a snake in my boots
That didn't even make that much sense in English.