YOU SAID:
Howard ate my ham sandwich.
INTO JAPANESE
ハワードは私のハムサンドイッチを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Howard ate my ham sandwich.
INTO JAPANESE
ハワードは私のハムサンドイッチを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Howard ate my ham sandwich.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.