YOU SAID:
how would you like it if i banged YOU on the table?!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがテーブルに君を叩いたら、どうしたい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would you like to do if you hit the table on the table?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがテーブルのテーブルに当たったら何をしたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would you like to do if you hit the table at the table?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがテーブルのテーブルに当たったら何をしたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would you like to do if you hit the table at the table?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.