YOU SAID:
how the heck does coffee even work?
INTO JAPANESE
どのようにコーヒーは仕事をするの?
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How do you do the coffee?
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あなたはどのようにコーヒーをやりますか?
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How do you coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
どのようにコーヒーですか?
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How is coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーはどうですか?
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How about coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーはどう?
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How about coffee?
You love that! Don't you?