YOU SAID:
How pathetic that you still can't get out of trouble without help!
INTO JAPANESE
助けがなければトラブルから抜け出せないというなんて哀れなことでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's pitiful that you can't get out of trouble without help!
INTO JAPANESE
助けがなければトラブルから抜け出せないのは残念です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a shame that you can't get out of trouble without help!
INTO JAPANESE
助けがなければトラブルから抜け出せないのは残念です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a shame that you can't get out of trouble without help!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.