YOU SAID:
How much wood would a would chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできるとしたら、どのくらいの量の木材をチャックするでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would it chuck?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木をチャックできるとしたら、どれくらいの量の木をチャックするでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would it chuck?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.