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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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ウッドチャックが木を切ることができたら、どれくらいの木を切るでしょうか? ウッドチャックはできる限り木を切るでしょう。ウッドチャックが木を切ることができたら、ウッドチャックが切るのと同じくらい多くの木を切るでしょう。
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If a woodchuck could cut down a tree, how much wood would he cut down? A woodchuck would cut down as much wood as he could. If a woodchuck could cut down a tree, he would cut down as much wood as a woodchuck would cut.
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もしウッドチャックが木を切ることができたら、どれくらいの木を切るでしょうか? ウッドチャックはできる限り多くの木を切り倒すでしょう。もしウッドチャックが木を切ることができたら、ウッドチャックが切ることができるのと同じくらい多くの木を切るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck could cut down trees, how much wood would he cut down? A woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he could. If a woodchuck could cut down trees, a woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he could.
INTO JAPANESE
もしウッドチャックが木を伐採できるとしたら、どれくらいの木を伐採するでしょうか? ウッドチャックはできる限り多くの木を伐採するでしょう。 もしウッドチャックが木を伐採できるとしたら、ウッドチャックはできる限り多くの木を伐採するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck could cut down trees, how many trees would he cut down? A woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he can. If a woodchuck could cut down trees, a woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he can.
INTO JAPANESE
もしウッドチャックが木を伐採できるとしたら、何本の木を伐採するでしょうか? ウッドチャックはできる限り多くの木を伐採するでしょう。 もしウッドチャックが木を伐採できるとしたら、ウッドチャックはできる限り多くの木を伐採するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck could cut down trees, how many trees would he cut down? A woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he can. If a woodchuck could cut down trees, a woodchuck would cut down as many trees as he can.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.