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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできる場合、ウッドチャックはどれくらいの木材をチャックしますか?彼は、できる限り木をチャックし、木チャックが木をチャックできれば木チャックと同じくらい木をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood does wood chuck chuck? He chucks the tree as much as possible, and if the tree chuck can chuck the tree, he chucks the tree as much as the tree chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックはどれくらいの木材をチャックしますか?彼はできるだけ木をチャックし、もし木チャックが木をチャックできるなら、彼は木チャックと同じくらい木をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood does the wood chuck chuck? He chucks the tree as much as possible, and if the tree chuck can chuck the tree, he chucks the tree as much as the tree chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックはどのくらいの木材をチャックしますか?彼はできるだけ木をチャックし、もし木チャックが木をチャックできるなら、彼は木チャックと同じくらい木をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood does the wood chuck chuck? He chucks the tree as much as possible, and if the tree chuck can chuck the tree, he chucks the tree as much as the tree chuck.
Come on, you can do better than that.