YOU SAID:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
ウッド チャックが木をチャックできる場合どのくらい木を放り投げるでしょうか。くらいの木に、ウッド チャックが木をチャックする場合、ウッドがチャック。
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