YOU SAID:
How much wood would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木をチャックすることができれば、木材チャックは木のチャック、木製チャックは木のチャックと同じくらいの木材をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck a tree, the wood chuck will chuck as much wood as a wooden chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木のチャックが木をチャックできる場合、木製のチャックは木製のチャックと同じくらいの木材をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wooden chuck can chuck a tree, a wooden chuck will chuck as much wood as a wooden chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木のチャックが木をチャックできる場合、木製のチャックは木製のチャックと同じくらいの木材をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wooden chuck can chuck a tree, a wooden chuck will chuck as much wood as a wooden chuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.