YOU SAID:
How much wood could a woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck wood? As much would as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could Chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできるとしたら、ウッドチャックはどれくらいの木材をチャックできますか?ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできるならば、ウッドチャックができる限りの量になるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood can it chuck? If Woodchuck can chuck the wood, he'll get as much as he can.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、どのくらいの木材をチャックできますか?ウッドチャックが木材を捨てることができれば、彼はできるだけ多くを手に入れることができるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood can it chuck? If Woodchuck can throw away the wood, he will get as much as he can.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、どのくらいの木材をチャックできますか?ウッドチャックが木材を捨てることができれば、彼はできるだけ多くのものを手に入れることができるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood can it chuck? If Woodchuck can throw away the wood, he will get as much as he can.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.