YOU SAID:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuch wood?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木をつかむことができる場合、ウッドチャックはどれくらいの木をつかむことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck can grab trees, how many trees can a woodchuck grab?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木をつかむことができる場合、ウッドチャックは何本の木をつかむことができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a woodchuck can grab trees, how many trees can a woodchuck grab?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.