YOU SAID:
How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックがどれだけ木材をチャックできるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, how much wood can the wood chuck chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックで木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックでチャックできる木材の量。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If wood can be chucked with a wood chuck, the amount of wood that can be chucked with a wood chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックで木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックでチャックできる木材の量。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If wood can be chucked with a wood chuck, the amount of wood that can be chucked with a wood chuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.