YOU SAID:
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックする場合、木材チャックがチャックできる木材の量。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck chucks wood, the amount of wood that the wood chuck can chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックする場合、木材チャックがチャックできる木材の量。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck chucks wood, the amount of wood that the wood chuck can chuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.