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how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. About as much as a groundhog could hog ground.
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木材をチャックできる場合、ウッドチャックがチャックできる木材の量。グラウンドホッグが地面を独占できる程度に。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, the amount of wood that the wood chuck can chuck. To the extent that Groundhog can monopolize the ground.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックがチャックできる木材の量。 Groundhogが地面を独占できる程度まで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, the amount of wood that the wood chuck can chuck. To the extent that Groundhog can monopolize the ground.
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