YOU SAID:
How much bucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck bucks?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックがバックスをチャックできるなら、ウッドチャックチャックはいくらですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If woodchucks can chuck bucks, how much is a woodchuck chuck?
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックがバックスをチャックできる場合、ウッドチャックチャックはいくらですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If woodchucks can chuck bucks, how much is a woodchuck chuck?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.