YOU SAID:
How many windows have you pooped on today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は何窓をうんちしましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How many windows did you poop on today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は何窓を食らいましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What window did you eat today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日はどの窓を食べましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which window did you eat today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日はどの窓を食べましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which window did you eat today?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.