YOU SAID:
How many smurfs would you need in order to make a literal ton of meth using a psuedo cook?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは擬似料理を使ってリトラルなメトールを作るために何頭のスマーフを必要としますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You create a literal method using artificial cooking requires many Smurfs?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.