YOU SAID:
how does this thing even does it job ?
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それはどのようにこの事をも仕事ですか?
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It is how this things work?
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それはどのように物事の仕組み?
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It is how things work?
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それは物事の仕組みは?
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It is how things are?
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それは、物事がどのように?
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It is things like how?
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それはどのようなものですか。
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What exactly is it?
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正確には何ですか?
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What exactly is it?
You should move to Japan!