YOU SAID:
how does one public speak with an octopus in said person's shoes when they are listening?
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが聞いているとき、ある人はその人の靴を履いてタコとどのように話しますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How does a person wear his shoes and talk to an octopus when they are listening?
INTO JAPANESE
聞いているとき、人はどのように靴を履いてタコと話しますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do people wear shoes and talk to octopuses when listening?
INTO JAPANESE
聞くとき、人々はどのように靴を履き、タコと話しますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do people wear shoes and talk to octopuses when listening?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.